selfpreservationist | [imeeji] overflow

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[looks at his card]

... I need one of my tail feathers plucked.

[FROWNS >:( DON'T LIKE >:(]

I'll be gentle. Well, as much as I can, anyway.

[grumpily turns around and presents his pretty black tail feathers to her]

[ She grabs one and tugs. ]

Oh, it's really in there pretty good.

Try harder. I won't break.

[ Giving it a yank, and pulling the hair out. ]

[reflexively goes SQWARK and whips around, all his feathers puffed up o_o!!!]

Well, I had to pull pretty hard!

It still hurt!

[POUTY BIRB :<]

... mission accomplished, I suppose.

I mean, there's no way it wasn't going to.

Can I have it back?

...Can you really stick it back in?

I doubt it. But... I could put it in my nest.

A-A nest? Are you going to lay eggs?!

No! I'm going to trap people in it, obviously.

Whoa... good luck!

...

Thank you. The... same to you.